Throw it in the Can

Stinky trash can, oh stinky trash can

Why do you stink so bad?

A greasy banana peel

Atop a hunk of last night's veal,

And a foul stench to the room you have clad

Into the kitchen I dare not walk

For the smell is too much to bear

With a clothespin on my nose

And a run in my hose

I dash through the door for some air

What happened of late

What was it you've ate?

For 'twas only last night you were cleaned

You can't do your job

And you look like a slob

So by the dumpster is where you now lean