Stinky trash can, oh stinky trash can
Why do you stink so bad?
A greasy banana peel
Atop a hunk of last night's veal,
And a foul stench to the room you have clad
Into the kitchen I dare not walk
For the smell is too much to bear
With a clothespin on my nose
And a run in my hose
I dash through the door for some air
What happened of late
What was it you've ate?
For 'twas only last night you were cleaned
You can't do your job
And you look like a slob
So by the dumpster is where you now lean